If you are overstartled, just step outside for a minute

To: My [23F] boyfriend [23M]<br><br>To whom it may concern:<br><br>When I get up in the middle of the night to make myself a sandwich, I can't control that my ass cheeks sometimes jut out at an awkward angle. It's not for your enjoyment. Sometimes I just have to get up and make myself a sandwich.<br><br>If it startles you to see me walking out of the kitchen with a sandwich, just step outside for a minute and take a deep breath. I can't control that itstartles you. Sometimes I just have to get up and make myself a sandwich.<br><br>When I'm up in the middle of the night, doing whatever I do, and I'm walking back to bed, please keep in mind that I'm just trying to get back to bed and don't have the energy to be cute. I can't control that I'm a little bit chubby, and I refuse to hate myself for it. Sometimes I just have to get up and make myself a sandwich.<br><br>So if you'restartled by the way my skirt shakes when I walk, again, just step outside for a minute and take a deep breath.