The water in Oklahoma is SO POISONED from the oil companies and cattle farms, that dudes nuts shrink up and he can’t have children.
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So a friend of mine lived in Chickasha Oklahoma. (which is a main area and a lot of oil dudes live there)<br><br>He just moved to San Antonio, he started dating a chick there. And over the last 3 months, he has come up to me and started mentioning that he feels like a new man, his dick is bigger, his nuts are bigger, and his balls are twice the size in comparison to what he had in Oklahoma. Short version - he feels like a man and he didn’t know he was living like a prepubesent boy in Oklahoma.<br><br>Then he asked me what must be in the water there that caused this, and we started looking into what the hell is in Oklahoma’s water that would affect him this way. He looked into what he was drinking, and it was tap water. Then we started to look into Chickasha OK’s water supply and we started finding article after article after article about how the water supply in Oklahoma is one of the WORST in the US. We found articles about the water supply in OK and how they are being rated, and many water supplies around the nation are having water quality issues, but Oklahoma water is like water quality and safety issue #2 following North Dakota.<br><br>All of the oil fields in OK, and all of the cattle farms have caused so much pollution and poisoning in the water table of OK, that many people have started buying water filters. But what even scares us more is that even the filtered water is messed up. Many filtered water companies in OK have become aware of the problem of the pollution in the water table, (which is causing the actual tap water quality to be improperly cleaned for drinking).<br><br>So, the water supply companies in OK have started changing the water supply from actual water table, to bringing their water supply from rivers and lakes. And that is what is being filtered and sold as bottled water. But the problems are the rivers and lakes are also being affected by cattle farms and oil dudes poisoning the water table. So, the water filter companies are bringing that poisoned water into their facility, and then they filter it and sell it as clean drinking water that is (what is considered) safe to drink.<br><br>So, in theory, that is a safe way to process the water and sell it as clean drinking water for people to drink and hydrate their bodies with. But the real concern is, the water supply companies in OK are only filtering out the polluted water to only meet the minimal requirements for people to drink it without dying. Then people drink it, and there are no real long term studies on whether it is safe or not to drink that water that is only meeting minimal requirements to drink it.<br><br>So, in theory, you shouldn’t die after drinking it, but what about the affects it can have on the body over time. So, that leads us to the conclusion that he started drinking clean and safe drinking water after he moved to Texas, and all his levels and his dick and ball size went back to normal. And he said he feels like a man again.<br><br>I just thought this was very interesting, and I personally think of all the people in OK that are unaware of the problems that the water supply and water table has in OK.<br><br>Don’t even get me started on the problems in OK after they allowed gay marriage to be legalized in the US, and OK decided they didn’t want to allow gay marriage, so now the supreme court had to get involved over gay marriage in OK. I don’t really care if you’re gay, but I do care if you’re not allowed to get married like everyone else, you have the right to get married, it’s a constitutional right, unless you’re gay in OK? Do I care if you’re gay? No, I care that you don’t have your constitutional rights.<br><br>I’m not gay, but I care that you are allowed to get married. I’m gonna get so many downvotes, but that’s fine. Do I care if you’re gay? No, not really, I care that you don’t have your rights. And I care about the water quality issues in OK.
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