Kid just sat me down and said "I don't like the food you make. I'm going to make my own dinners from now on."

I just cooked a poor little shit salad and some pasta and the little bastard rejected it. He said the pasta was too dry, the salad was too soggy, and overall he just doesn't like shitty food. He said he's going to make his own dinners from now on. He said if I can't do better he will.