What are my chances of procreating?

I am currently a 29 year old male, 5ft 9.5, 9 inch donger, 8.25 inch hands, size 9 shoes. I have 54% body fat, which I am currently working on bringing down. I have a beard. I work as a chef, and I currently make about $45,000 per year. I also have autism. What are my chances of having kids?