A bunch of friends just got their citizenship! (And a very happy little me)
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Hey everyone, I'm 15 and my friends are in their very late teens, so we all thought it was a great idea to go to the local hang out (the mall) to celebrate. We're now sitting in the food court, surrounded by a bunch of people who are largely voting for the wrong man.<br><br>We all have the American flag overlaid on our pictures and "Proud American! (as of 7/29/2016)" below our names. <br><br>I just got online. Some people have planned to change their names or profile pictures to protest their citizenship. I'm seriously planning on it. I've never used my real name on this website, but I have a really stupid last name that would stick out so I'm just going to use my real first name. <br><br>I'm changing my profile picture to the American flag (with a bit of an edit, which we'll get to in a second) and I'm changing my name. <br><br>My new profile picture is the flag, but in place of the stars there is a small flag of my county of origin, and underneath the flag (in text) is the date I got my citizenship. <br><br>My new name is "Deport [my real first name] on [my citizenship date]". <br><br>I'm going to get really, really, really annoying with this. I'm going to post 25 comments a day of "Deport [my real first name] on [my citizenship date]!"<br><br>A bunch of my friends are doing it too, and we're all friends with a bunch of other people who are doing it too. Even people who aren't doing the profile picture name change are going to be putting "Deport [name]!" in their comments. <br><br>We're not planning to stop until a very long time after the election. <br><br>I'm just letting you guys know this in case we start showing up on your radar. <br><br>I know for sure of at least 15 people who are doing this. <br><br>We've already gotten into a few fights with people who are against our methods in the last hour (in the mall, not online. We just got online). <br><br>We've already gotten into an argument with a Trump supporter who was criticizing Obama! (And we're very pro Obama, so we took it very seriously) <br><br>We're very childish. <br><br>We've already decided to get matching tattoos once we turn 18. <br><br>We've already decided to protest at Trump rallies. <br><br>We're going to pepper spray people who threaten us, pepper spray people who get violent towards others, and we're going to defend ourselves in any situation. <br><br>I know at least five people who are getting pepper spray for their birthday.<br><br>We've already planned to attend every city council meeting, every county commissioner meeting, and every town hall. <br><br>We've already planned to attend every rally. <br><br>We've already planned to get matching "I am [name], and I approve this message" ads for local, state, and federal elections. <br><br>We're all very young, and we don't have a lot of money, but we have a lot of spirit. <br><br>Please wish us luck!<br><br>Update: wow! This got a lot more attention than I thought it would! Thank you all so, so very much for all the support and advice! We really appreciate all the Chambers gold and silver we've gotten so far, and we're going to make sure to use it to its full extent. We're very excited for everything we get to do, and we've planned even more since I made this post!
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