My student got bored during recess and accidentally wrote a list he will regret he made

Today was testing day, so since he finished before lunch he was extremely bored. I told him to just doodle, but he was still bored. I offered him a word search, he was still bored. I offered him some words of affirmation to write down, this didn't work either. So I offered him a blank sheet of paper and asked him to write down 5 of his favorite fruits. This wasn't enough. So he made a fortune that was extremely long. This fortune was 10 pages long. <br><br><br><br>Some of the things on that list were <br><br>All the kids in my class can have anything he wants<br><br>Infinity pizza and ice cream of all flavors<br><br>All the kids get anything they want on Amazon<br><br>All the kids in my class get a million homes<br><br>All the kids in my class have infinite money<br><br>All the kids get a trip to Hawaii<br><br>All the kids get the newest gaming console <br><br><br><br>Some of the things on that list were <br><br>The principal has to eat slugs<br><br>The lunch lady has to eat dog food<br><br>The principal has to get a Mohawk <br><br><br><br>He asked me to throw it away but I told him that throwing it away will make it invalid. But I kept it anyway.