You came to the wrong neighborhood pal.

You see there was once a channer who though he was a "good" person. He though he was a vessel of kindness in a sea of shitposting channers. He was wrong. He decided to show the world how much of a "good" person he was by giving out food. He was naive to think that channers would react well to a "good" person, but he was in for a big surprise. He was beat with his own bread, had the shit kicked out of him and he ended up in the hospital.