My mother would be so proud of me.

I finally do something right. The best...I ever did. It's the perfect time, it's a great way to go... We're having a kid! (This Is Gonna Hurt, by Paramore)<br><br>Jokes...on you. It's actually a cat. (This Is Gonna Hurt, by Paramore)<br><br>No but seriously I'm having a kid, and you all are correct, kids are assholes.