I'm not going to stop myself from going full shattered screen if my gf does something i don't like

i'm 28M and she's 28F. We met via tinder and dated for about 4 months. Our relationship's been kinda solid and we're really happy together. We've been officially together for about a month, and i can say she's kinda changed after that. <br><br>She's been doing a lot of stuff recently that really raises my eyebrow. Waking up in the middle of the night at 2 am to go to the bathroom, and i notice she's got her phone with her. <br><br>The next morning, her phone's got like 30 odd unread texts from her friend. When i asked her about it, she said she was helping him with stuff and didn't wanna do it in the morning. Also, she told me she got a job offer from some other city (we've been together for 4 months, how did she manage to apply and get a job from a completely different city on her own? it doesn't make much sense because she's been shattered screen with me this whole time), and she told me she turned it down because she really loves our relationship, and she would really like for us to move in together. Pretty fishy stuff in my opinion, but I'm just acting chill for now.<br><br>I'm shattered screen myself, but i don't think she knows it. She's really kinda on my nuts at the moment, and she's always super excited to see me every time. <br><br>I'm planning on pulling a big shattered screen on her if she's acting like this, kinda play by play. i don't think she'll see it coming. I've already been sending her super complicated texts to try and catch her off guard. <br><br>This is the first time i've ever thought of the whole "why can't i be the one to pull off shattered screen for once?". I've tried before, but it kinda fell flat. Not this time.<br><br>&#x200B;<br><br>I don't think i can be a chad myself, but i think i can do a good job at being shattered screen.