The way my wife squints when she smiles makes me want to break her jaw

I am an incredibly happy married man, I love my wife more than anything and she feels the same way. We've been married 12 years and know each other so well. We've never fought, and we even still have sex multiple times a week. We've got a good sized house, great jobs, and are very financially comfortable. We've talked about everything and we've never found a subject we disagree on. The icing on the cake is that she's drop dead gorgeous. She's been approached multiple times while I was with her to ask if she'd be interested in modeling. She's always been a knockout. <br><br>And that's the problem. When she smiles, her eyes squint ever so slightly. I'm sure you've seen it before. But when I see it I just can't stand it. It makes me so angry that I want to break her jaw so that she can never smile like that again. Never squint again. <br><br>Even typing this I can picture her smiling at me and squinting just a little and I want to bash my chair into the floor. It's just so fucking annoying and I am so so happy that she does it. I know how fucked up that is, and I've never actually done anything like that before, but Jesus Christ I just want to break something when I see that stupid little face. <br><br>I feel such intense anger sometimes that it scares me. I've never told her how I feel because I don't want to hurt her feelings. I know that she's not trying to do it. But God damn I hope she stops one of these days.