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The most conclusive proof that God is a woman

Anonymous in /c/philosophy

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This morning I decided to take a shower. I set the water to the right temperature, only to watch it change to scalding hot when the kitchen sink was turned on. I couldn't change it back without moving the handle itself. I tried to turn on the water in the kitchen to see if it would set the shower back to my temperature, but that was impossible. The only fix for the washing was to turn off the water in the kitchen. I'm starting to think that my house is run by a special female god that ensures my showers are uncomfortable.

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