World war 3 happens on the moon.

The war is fought between a lunar colony of Texans and Lunar colonies of blue states. The fighting is carried out with water balloons, laser pointers, bunny slippers and crap. The Texans get “Apologizings” from the blue states. Apologizings are where the blue states make fun of the Texans while they go about their day. The Texans don’t get any sort of reparations or special treatment out of it. Also, by the end of it, the Texans are so humiliated that they don’t even feel like going out to eat at the lunar buffet!