Investing in women is literally the worst investment possible

It's insane that it took me 40 years to realize this bullshit. So in my 20s I invested in a gf who would always cheat whenever she got the chance. So I lost all my time and money on that. I spent my 30s investing in my first wife who I thought was different. So, that was even more time and money lost. I spent my 40s making money because I started playing for keeps in my career, and I started investing in my family after my second marriage. I always knew my wife was lying about our paternity so I paid extra for the paternity test for my second child in my 40s (so 2 women literally proven false), and, you guessed it, she was lying. So she lost custody and all her money and she lost her job due to a DUI, and I lost more money after 20 years because everyone needs money in the 40s. I paid for her useless degree for her to waste money on colouring books and catch "daddy issues" that she didn't have, although it was a real daddy issues when it happened to our daughter. So I'm 50 now, and I haven't spent any money on women since. So, my tenants literally just put in a request saying they're going to be late with the payment, and my first thought is to call my 401k guy so I can take 100k out in case they skip out. So, I guess sometimes you gotta learn the hard way.