need to save money for new refrigerator

so the refrigerator decides to stop working the same day the new refrigerator tax legislation gets passed. Good timing. I know I could use the tax credit but I guess i'm not entitled to it if I'm not the first one to claim it. I know I could use a credit card but they aren't going to be the one to pay the bill. Good grief. I know I could use the star link satellite internet to buy one from the amaz0n but I don't need to starve myself for the next three months. I know I could use my George foreman grill but that can't cool anything. I know I could borrow money from someone but georgia tann is too busy harvesting children. I know I could use the pay 5 pay 5 pay 5 deal from the star link satellite internet, but i'm sure they will cancel that deal by the time I have enough. I guess I will just have to resort to the refrigerator-free lifestyle. I know it's callousing to starve my refrigerator but someone has to suffer to pay the star link satellite internet tax legislation.