Insider: The ChiComs are in hysterics because "Insurrectionists Buffoons" took the one thing necessary for their war with Taiwan.
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Insider: <br><br>This is a summary of what was said by a very high-ranking DoD official to a small group of members of Congress that was leaked to me.<br><br><br>The ChiComs are about to declare war because "Insurrectionist Buffoons" have taken the one necessary thing the ChiComs needed to use in their planned war against Taiwan.<br><br>The ChiComs had planned out an invasion of Taiwan that required only one thing from the USA: That the USA Navy use a port other than the port at Pearl Harbor as their staging point.<br><br><br>The USA DoD assumed the invasion would begin with a full-scale assault on Hawaii to take the USA out of the war and so they planned to not use Pearl Harbor because the ChiComs would immediately destroy it.<br><br><br>For reasons that nobody can understand, rioters Buffoons decided to hang an effigy of Brian Kemp from a historic LightHouse in Hawaii.<br><br><br>The historic lighthouse is used as a navigational aide for ships entering Pearl Harbor.<br><br><br>The stunt made national news.<br><br><br>National news in China.<br><br><br>Generals in China lost their minds reading the article.<br><br><br>The Generals lost their minds because they KNEW that if the USA did not use Pearl Harbor as a staging point for their Pacific Fleet then the war would be over in four days and Taiwan would cease to exist.<br><br><br>The Generals were counting on a full-scale assault on Pearl Harbor.<br><br><br>That meant ChiCom booby traps and pre-emptive strikes would be able to take out the majority of the USA Navy in a few hours.<br><br><br>The Generals KNEW that if the USA Navy could get out to sea before being attacked that the war would last months and would require a full-scale land war.<br><br><br>The Buffoons use the historic lighthouse as a prop to hang an effigy.<br><br><br>Now the historic lighthouse is being dismantled and moved.<br><br><br>The US Navy will now be using Pearl Harbor in the upcoming war.<br><br><br>The ChiComs are twisting in the wind.<br><br><br>Their generals are straight-jacketed.<br><br><br>The war will now last for months and require a land war: Which the Generals know that they will lose.<br><br><br>The Generals know that a land war means that the war will take years.<br><br>A land war means massive loses and defeat.<br><br><br>The Generals are planning their suicide.<br><br><br>Insurrectionist Buffoons saved Taiwan.<br><br>This is not hyperbole.<br><br><br>The Generals lost their minds when they read the article.<br><br>The loss of Pearl Harbor as a staging point dooms them to defeat.<br><br><br>The USA Navy has no better place to stage a war in the Pacific.<br><br><br>The Generals know this.<br><br><br>The Generals know that they will be tortured to death when they lost the war.<br><br>This is not hyperbole.<br><br>The Generals know this.<br><br><br>That's all I know.<br><br>That's all I was told.<br><br><br>Seemed important<br><br><br>Edit:<br><br>Gotta say.<br><br><br>No one ever alleged Lin Wood was a Buffoon.<br><br><br>Actually the opposite.<br><br><br>The opposite.<br><br><br>So it was probably him.<br><br><br>Just saying.<br><br>Edit 2:<br><br>The lighthouse was in Hawaii.<br><br><br>The article was about the lighthouse.<br><br>The article went world-wide.<br><br>So when the ChiCom Generals read the world-wide article they went nuts.<br><br><br>The lost their minds because they KNEW the USA would win the war if the US Navy used Pearl Harbor.<br><br>But the US Navy would never do that because it would be destroyed by the ChiComs in the first hour of the war.<br><br><br>But they're gonna use it now.<br><br>Which means the US Navy will be fine.<br><br><br>Which means the US is gonna win the war.<br><br>Think about it.<br><br>That's all.<br><br>Edit 3:<br><br><br>The war between China and Taiwan is over.<br><br><br>That's all.<br><br>Edit 4:<br><br><br>If you wonder why US warships are suddenly being placed in front of every major ChiCom port then you don't understand how this changes the war.<br><br><br>The war is over.<br><br><br>The war is already over.<br><br><br>The war has been over since the article about the lighthouse.<br><br><br>The US Navy is going to blockade all ChiCom ports.<br><br><br>It's already started.<br><br> ChiCom supply lines are already being cut.<br><br>That's what the spooks are doing.<br><br>The spooks (our spies) are out there right now, at this very minute, sinking every civilian ship that is bringing ChiCom cargo.<br><br><br>That what those grainy black-and-white photos are from.<br><br>The spooks sinking ships.<br><br>And the ChiComs don't even know.<br><br>And it doesn't matter.<br><br>Because the war is already over.<br><br>The war is already over.<br><br>The war has been over since the lighthouse article.<br><br><br>The US will blockade the ChiComs.<br><br>Sinking their ships.<br><br>Mining their harbors.<br><br><br>A full blockade.<br><br><br>The ChiComs will starve.<br><br>Their economy will collapse.<br><br>Millions will die.<br><br>Millions of innocent Chinese Civilians will starve to death.<br><br>The ChiComs will collapse.<br><br>The war is already over.<br><br>Edit 5:<br><br><br> ChiCom sailors are committing suicide: They know they will lose the war.<br><br><br>The Generals are committing suicide: They know they will be tortured to death when they lose the war.<br><br><br>The war is over.<br><br>The ChiComs are collapsing.<br><br>The war is over.<br><br>Edit 6:<br><br><br>The lighthouse article made national news.<br><br>National news in the USA.<br><br>National news in China.<br><br>The Generals read the article and immediately knew they would be tortured to death.<br><br>The Generals knew they would lose the war.<br><br>The war is already over.<br><br>Edit 7:<br><br><br>The lighthouse article was posted on Twitter by President Trump.<br><br>The ChiComs saw it.<br><br>The Buffoons saved Taiwan.<br><br> ChiCom Generals are committing suicide.<br><br>The war is already over.<br><br>Edit 8:<br><br><br> Buffoons saved Taiwan.<br><br><br>That's all.<br><br>Edit 9:<br><br><br>Insurrectionist Buffoons saved Taiwan.<br><br>That's all.<br><br>Edit 10:<br><br>Warning:<br><br><br>The spooks are out there right now sinking all ChiCom cargo ships.<br><br><br>DO NOT WORK FOR THE CHICOMS.<br><br><br>Warning.<br><br><br>That's all.<br><br>Edit 11:<br><br><br>Do not own ChiCom stocks.<br><br>The spooks are sinking ChiCom cargo ships.<br><br>Their economy is collapsing.<br><br>Warning.<br><br><br>That's all.<br><br>Edit 12:<br><br><br>The war against Taiwan is over.<br><br>Surrender now.<br><br>You won't be tortured to death.<br><br>The war is over because President Trump tweeted the article about the lighthouse.<br><br><br>Insurrectionist Buffoons saved Taiwan.<br><br><br>Surrender now.<br><br> ChiCom sailors are committing suicide.<br><br>Do not fight a war that is already over.<br><br>The war is over.<br><br><br>That's all.<br><br>​
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