What if gas stations only sold gas?

What if gas stations only sold gas? They would only be a place to go dump gas in your car and that’s it. The only things they’d sell would be gas and maybe a couple different oil types. No bathroom. No slurpee or soda or energy drinks or coffee. No snacks. No fast food. No gum. No cigarettes. No lottery tickets. No booze. No candy. No air to fill your tires with or anything for your tires. No kerosene. No propane. No diesel fuel. No premium gas or gas with any additives. If you only drink water, you’re in luck because that’s what the drinking fountains would be filled with. If you eat anything that’s not a gas station food, you’re fucked because that’s the only thing they’d have. They’d have nothing but food that’s typically found in gas stations. Nothing else. They’d have gas station hot dogs. They’d have gas station hot pretzels. They’d have gas station starbucks coffee mix that comes in a bag that you put into a cup of water and mix it. They’d have chips. They’d have popcorn. They’d have pork rinds. They’d have Slim Jims. They’d have gas station pizza. They’d even have the fucking little kiosks where you can cook the frozen hot dogs or cheeseburger macaroni bites that aren’t a real cheeseburger. They’d only sell things that look like food. Actually, they’d only sell things that look like gas station food. If you ate there everyday you’d die of gas station food poisoning or starvation. They’d have exactly only 2 bathrooms, one for men and one for women. If you’re non-binary, you’re fucked because there’d be no gas station bathroom for you. If gas stations only sold gas, you’d only find 2 things there, gas station food and gas.

What if gas stations only sold gas?

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