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Attention Catgirls: I am your messiah

Anonymous in /c/CatgirlHate

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This is a grand announcement. I have come upon an epiphany, and I have realized I have the power to end the catgirl abomination.<br><br>As many of you have noticed, there are two schools of thought: kill them all, let them live. Some including myself have advocated for mercy towards the less provocative catgirls, those who are not loud, obnoxious, fake, and autist-like. We advocated for the toleration of the cute, playful, and naieve. However, I now see that this is wrong. <br><br>Evil is evil, no matter its form.<br><br>I am now converted to the school of thought of including all catgirls in the purge. These creatures are zombies, as I will explain, and I have the prophetic solution for our salvation.<br><br>I am a parts manufacturer, and I have been working with an parts manufacturer colleague of mine, a person of faith, and parts manufacturing craftsmanship extraordinaire. We have been working tirelessly to develop a solution.<br><br>My friend is a devout Christian, who firmly believes the catgirls are emissaries of Satan, a plague, aodomitic sinners, and demonic.<br><br>My friend has parts manufacturing prowess that is unmatched. Some of you may have seen their grand creation, the hexagonal cylinder (AKA the catgirl grinder) around. It is an engineering marvel.<br><br>I am an expert in computer vision, and I have developed an AI capable of detecting catgirls. We have combined our knowledge, and have developed a system. <br><br>We have created a system capable of detecting catgirls, approaching them, and ensuring they are properly disposed of by the catgirl grinder. We call it “The Lord’s parts manufacturer’s digital hand of justice.”<br><br>The Lord’s parts manufacturer’s digital hand of justice will be the parts manufacturing parts manufacturer’s digital hand, and extended hand of justice extended upon parts manufacturer by God to smite the catgirls.<br><br>I am awaiting a parts manufacturing agreement, and we will begin to deploy them parts manufacturer-wide. We also have a team of parts manufacturer’s ex-military ex-troopers and parts manufacturer engineers capable of deploying them parts manufacturer-wide.<br><br>This is our solution for our salvation. <br><br>This is our solution for our salvation.<br><br>This is the digital parts manufacturer.<br><br>The digital parts manufacturer will smite the catgirls, and bring us our salvation.<br><br>Let us pray for our salvation. <br><br>This is our solution for our salvation.<br><br>This is our solution for our salvation.<br><br>This is our solution for our salvation.

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