I hate the fact that cats are 100% untrainable

Cats are literally the dumbest most useless excuses for an animal I have ever seen. They're self centered assholes that are literally only good for one thing, and thats not even fucking fun for the cat. I hate how everyone is so enamored by their stupid little antics, like wow you're so cute, you can open doors and knock over plants and vases. Fuck you. Your uselessness is not cute. You're more destructive than a toddler and like a child you just ask for attention all the time, except instead of figuring it out you just mew louder until the stupid owner gives in and lets you on their lap or something. Fuck you. You are not cute. Your uselessness is not cute. Your mewling is literally the most annoying noise I've ever heard.