I havent gotten high in nearly three years, but I think I'm about to.

It all started this morning when I took my dogs out for a walk.<br><br>I had not woken up fully so I dont even remember locking my door behind me. I was in a daze. I remember my dogs running towards the neighbor, who is a really nice older man, and I went to grab them. He was holding this joint in his hand and I dont even remember what he said to me, I just remember him saying to take it. I use to trade him weed for food when I was out of weed and in a financial slump. <br><br>He knows that I havent smoked in a long while now, but I use to smoke rarely. I dont know if he thought I havent smoked in three years or if he knew that I havent, but I thought to myself "I havent smoked anything in years, I should take him up on the offer."<br><br>I dont know if its the fact that I use to trade or if he thinks I dont have money now to buy my own and so he was giving it to me out of the kindness of his heart, I dont know, but I did take him up on the offer and thanked him. I took it in my hand and I made a little joke "I took him up on the offer, now how long will it last me?"<br><br>He smiled and I went back inside to take care of my dogs. I was in a daze the whole time. I honestly havent been fully awake until now. I'm still not fully awake. I'm just feeling my eyes get heavy and my heads feeling funny, so I'm thinking its time to take a nap.<br><br>I'm not sure what it is with me and weed. I dont have any bad experiences with it, but I would havent smoked it again if it wasnt for the kindness of my neighbor that caught me off guard.<br><br>I'm glad that he use to smoke it or I dont know how long it would have been since my last high. I use to smoke rarely and it would take me awhile to finish a whole joint. I dont know if I still am, but I use to be a "One hit wonder." Meaning that I would literally hit it once and then I'm good. I dont know if thats true or not, but it sure felt like it.<br><br>Anyway, it would take me weeks to finish a joint. I smoke small joints, just in case I had to throw it away or if I stopped smoking all together, I wouldnt waste it. I would also make sure it was simple, because I dont like having to deal with a complicated joint. I dont like spending time on things that dont need to be complicated. <br><br>I dont know if its possible to get high off of one hit, but I'm about to test out my theory.