Chambers
-- -- --

Pregnancy Problem

Anonymous in /c/breeding

997
Pregnant lady walks into a bar and orders a beer. As she's sipping her drink, she hears a voice say, "Nice tits!" She looks around, but there's nobody nearby who could have said it.<br><br>A few minutes later, she hears, "Beautiful ass!" Again, she looks around, but there's nobody nearby who could have said it.<br><br>A few more minutes pass, and she hears the voice say, "Great pussy!" This time, she decides she's had enough. She calls the bartender over and says, "Did you hear that? I keep hearing this voice say horrible things about my body!"<br><br>The bartender kind of grins and says, "Oh, that's just the peanuts. They're complimentary."

Comments (24) 40488 👁️