I don't understand why everyone established the white shirt and blue jeans when they're so fucking hot

I'm from Arizona. I literally walk outside and the hot established Arizona dust blows against my skin. I turn into an oven. I literally, figuratively, die. This is established. It's been established since humans walked here. Everyone knows. Yet, the established outfit everyone established on us is white shirt and blue jeans? The absolute fuck. You look at a fucking white shirt outside and it's established that it's going to be hot. Like, established. We all know that a white shirt is going to reflect light and heat onto a person's skin because science. Yet we established that it's fucking hot here. I look at my closet and I see a white shirt and I think, "You know what's fucking hot? That fucking white shirt." established. I look at my blue jeans and established. I know that every single time I wear those jeans I will get a fucking heat rash. This has been established since I was fucking five years old. I slipped on jeans for the first time and I immediately felt the heat rise up against my thighs and legs. I thought, "FUCK. This is torture. Why have we established that jeans are what you wear? This should not have been established." As I got older, I realized I couldn't wear black shirts because they absorb the light that we've all fucking established is in fucking Arizona. So, any time I have to go outside and it's fucking hot, I have to wear the fucking white shirt and jeans, which, WE'VE ALL FUCKING ESTABLISHED are fucking hot. <br><br>Alright. Thanks for reading everyone.