Here is the text of the anonymous note I got in the mail two weeks ago.

Hi there. I heard you were dating a girl, Jen, for about two years now. She seems really nice. I hope you treat her well because she looks like a really nice girl.<br><br>Also, I heard you have a slight weight problem, so I have included a little list of tips that will really help you, because it helped me.<br><br>* Get off the computer once in a while. Installing computer games is a waste of your time.<br>* Stop eating cookies, you fat slob.<br>* Don't think you are going to marry her, you are not.<br>* Don't think you are going to marry anyone.<br>* Go outside and get some fresh air. You smell.<br>* Change your shirt. The same green shirt you have been wearing for the last 4 days is starting to smell.<br>* Stop smoking. It is ruining your teeth, and causing you to cough blood.<br>* Stop drinking now. It already has started to ruin your liver. Stop.<br><br>Sincerely, <br>Your friend.