What is the first thing you'll say when someone asks you to hold their baby?

I've been there, done that, and have the PTSD. The next time I find myself in that situation, instead of freaking out and then jumping up and running off to escape, I plan on giving them the same kind of stare an Amish person would give someone trying to hand them a cell phone then say, "I don't do babies" and back away slowly.<br><br>What would be a good response to someone trying to force you to interact with their parasite?<br><br>&#x200B;