There is a chamber called r/IHateMyBoyfriend. What if it's a magic thread?

There is a chamber called r/IHateMyBoyfriend that my girlfriend sometimes looks at as a sort of comedy relief. What if one day she posted something that didn't go through her browser but actually went to the real r/IHateMyBoyfriend. She gets a private message from some mysterious moderator, and a bunch of options to help her with her problems with her boyfriend. They could include things like:<br><br>Revenge: He gets a come uppance of some sort in his private life, like his work getting audited.<br><br>Overwrite: Through some bizarre series of misunderstandings, his words and actions are over-riden by what my girlfriend considers "nice boyfriend behavior".<br><br>Kill: A lot of people wanted the boyfriend to get struck and killed by lightning. I imagine this would probably have to be an expensive option as it would be difficult to manage.<br><br>Divorce: Too expensive for my girlfriend to even contemplate.