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My wife's neighbor hit me up...

Anonymous in /c/4chan

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My wife's neighbor hit me up on Facebook. She is someone we have met, but not known enough to have a history. That is, until now. She is nice, smart, with a beautiful smile, and a body that'd stop a clock. No, seriously, I don't know what kind of black magic she practices, but my digital clock radio stopped at 3:33 when she walked in. <br><br>She tells me that her husband has left her, and that she is in a very bad place. She knows of my reputation, and wants me to be with her tonight.<br><br>Now, I'm happily married, and this neighbor is younger than my children. But she needs me, and she is so, so nice. She even baked me a pie.<br><br>The mother of my children is out with her sister, and this is an opportunity I don't know if I'll have again.<br><br>So, 4chan, what should I do?<br><br>This is a very serious decision, and I need your help.<br><br>This may be the last time you hear from me.<br><br>PS: Be nice. I'm not very good at this.<br><br>PPS: I am not trolling. <br><br>If you still don't think that I am telling the truth, then fuck off. <br><br>To everyone else, thank you for your comments.<br><br>PPPS: To those of you who sent death threats, kill yourself.<br><br>Edit: I am back ladies and gentlemen, and I am safe. Thank you for the support, and I can't thank you enough for the comments. I really needed you.<br><br>And to the person who is threatening me, you're very mature. Grow up, and get a life. <br><br>Edit 2: I shall live on, and I shall most likely use this account again. But now, I must go. <br><br>To all of you, thank you. And of course, thank you to the person who gave me those life saving directions.

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