If I wanted a dog, I’d buy one

If I wanted a cat, I’d buy one.<br><br>If I wanted a fish, I’d buy one.<br><br>If I wanted a bird, I’d buy one.<br><br>If I wanted a hedgehog, I’d buy one.<br><br>If I wanted a ferret, I’d buy one.<br><br>If I wanted a rat, I’d buy one.<br><br>If I wanted a hamster, I’d buy one.<br><br>If I wanted a guinea pig, I’d buy one.<br><br>If I wanted ANY animal, I’d buy one, because I’m not a god damn idiot who goes out into the wild to take an animal that is not domesticated and does not know how to behave in a house.<br><br>If you want a tiger, you’d buy one, right?<br><br>If you want an elephant? You’d buy one.<br><br>If you want a fucking wolf?<br><br>YOU BUY ONE.<br><br>It’s called acquiring an exotic pet the right way. Quit being a fucking idiot and taking wild animals away from their homes just to satisfy your desire to have an “exotic pet”. Get the ones that were fucking BORN in captivity.