Fuck you.

Fuck you and your line for your shitty food that goes through the whole restaurant and out the door, fuck you for taking up two parking spots, fuck you for not turning your fucking lights off in your SUV when you left the fucking gym and are still inside, fuck you for cutting off a semester-old driver, fuck you for saying you'll always be the girl of the guys when you have been the girl since he was 9 and you have everybody else convinced that you never dated him so he doesn't feel bad, fuck you for making me have to do this whole everybody's-a-good-person thing even when they're not, and fuck you for asking me to do that.