What's the weirdest thing you've stolen?

I've stolen a bunch of weird shit in my time, but I'm curious to now what you guys would consider "weird"... I've stolen a bunch of shit like xbox controllers, PS4 controllers, water guns, ect but one time I stole a fuckin bird from Walmart, and I'm not even kidding when I say this, I took it out of the display case and shoved it into my pants, and I walked out with it, as if nothing ever happened, it was so fucking funny.