"Hey fellow gun owners"...

I cannot stand being preached to, and judged, and ostracized, and preached at some more by people who claim to be part of my tribe but who also act like they think they are morally superior to me...<br>"Hey, fellow gun owners. If you need mental health help, you should probably get some. If your kid is depressed and has access to your gun, maybe you should get rid of it. You see, I am a gun owner just like you, except when I was in the military I saw this one guy shoot himself in the head with a pistol and it was a real shame, you see, and I don't want that to happen to you, so I am going to talk to you the way I talk to my own children. And, by the way, why do you need that many guns in the first place? And why do you need them out, locked and loaded, all the time? I am a gun owner just like you, but I only take my gun out when I am either going to the gun range or out hunting. I am not afraid of anything so I certainly don't need to carry a gun around with me everywhere I go. And neither should you. You see, I am very brave and you are just a coward if you carry a gun around. Oh, and if you have more than 10 bullets in your gun, you are weird. I can't think of any reason a gun owner would need more than 10 bullets, and if you have more than that, then you are probably planning a mass shooting. And we can't have that. How would you feel if your kid got shot by a mass shooter? Would you feel bad? I know I would, and I don't want you to ever have to go through that so I am going to stress to you that you need to take that AR-15 you have and get rid of it. It's not a hunting gun. You're not a hunter. I know you're not a hunter because if you were, you would know you don't need more than 10 bullets to kill a deer, so obviously you have an AR-15 because you want to shoot up a kindergarten. If you don't want to sell it or trade it in for cash then please just give it to the government. I already have mine locked up at the local police station. All of them. And by 'all of them' I mean the two guns I own. And by 'the government' I mean the federal government because I don't trust the police. Because I am a gun owner just like you."