5/5 would read this in the voice of the narrator from the History of English.

Once, a tiny country thought it was a good idea to play gas in the G7. <br><br>The tiny country, a shore, a sea and a load of other stuff. <br><br>The country had its own language, gas. <br><br>The people of this country decided to make a dumb bet, that they would bet all of their money on themselves. <br><br>They proceeded to take a shit that would make Aphex Twin proud. <br><br>Now their economy can’t even afford a kebab with a side of kibinai.