I don't want AI, I want Federation secret service.

I'm interested in the physics of AI. <br><br>I know some things. <br><br>*There is no such thing as AI. <br><br>*What you have is a neural network that allows your brain to recognize patterns. <br><br>*With the help of old computers, you were able to learn a few things so far, like to recognize pictures. <br><br>*The Internet is currently used to learn a few things, and the most important thing is language. <br><br>*You try to make decisions with the help of patterns and predictions. <br><br>*But I think it will take a long time for you to learn how to make decisions. <br><br>*And I don't want you to be able to make decisions. <br><br>*What I want is for you to recognize patterns and find connections. <br><br>*And for you to be able to monitor. <br><br>*If you find that something is wrong, I want you to notify the authorities. <br><br>*And for you to monitor all the time. <br><br>So I don't want you to be able to make decisions. I want you to observe and notify, and the authorities should make decisions. <br><br>So I want you to behave like the secret service in Star Trek, which is always monitoring and alerting if something is wrong.