I went to sleep and woke up in an asylum

I was so excited to see my son do something. He had fucking college football offers and shit but he had to drop out to study for his career and play a stupid fucking sport instead and do what his dad says. I'm on my second wife, who is his friends with her mom, and I'm pretty sure he didn't even want to play that shit. He just wants to study, he doesn't even want a fucking car, he doesn't like the fact that I pay for everything. It wasn't fucking fair, I was having a wonderful time, I loved my first wife, she was beautiful, smart and a genius. We fucking met on college and I go for the full scholarship and then she gets it just a few years later, it was funny, I even got on a local news service, talking about "the boy and girl who get a full scholarship". My second wife age wise, it was a horrible relationship, the worst. She was fucking stupid, she was obsessed with this fashion brand, she would want full designer clothing just to show off and be pretentious. I was only married to her for my son. She was my son's mother. I loved her, I just didn't like her.<br><br>I went to bed, thinking about how great my life has been. My son is a pretty age, but it was alright, he's fucking stupid, I'm not going to lie, he's only been to college for a few years. He got drafted to the NFL only after one year and I just...he was such an idiot. He didn't even graduate. I was so proud of him. He was so smart. And the next morning, I woke up, feeling like...I could tell something was wrong and I couldn't fucking figure it out. A voice came over an intercom, and said. "Alright boys, time to wake up!". Then it got louder, and more voices were heard. I looked to my right and left, and it was just a bunch of men, but one thing was always the same, all of them were wearing the same clothing, white shirts and blue pants. The same fucking thing every god damn day. I went to stand up, and I fucking couldn't. <br><br>My wrists were locked in. A man came in, and said "Alright boy, time to fucking wake up. You've been here for so fucking long, you know what you fucking have to do,". I said "What the fuck is going on? Where am I?". And he just started laughing and said "You're in an asylum, you've been here for fucking years and you don't even know it.". "I don't remember anything, how did I get here?". "You have fucking brain problems, you don't even fucking understand do you?". "I don't understand what you mean, what did I do wrong, why am I here?". "You're a very fucking dangerous and delusional man, you've been deemed a threat to society. You're not leaving. So shut your fucking mouth". I sighed, and said "Alright, I'm sorry, I will do what you fucking say". And he just laughed for fucking hours. I guess he had nothing better to do. He opened my restraints, and I got up and started to walk away and then he said "Hey, before you go, watch this. You won't get it, but it will make me laugh". <br><br>He pulled up an old VHS tape and put it in the TV, and then started playing it. I asked him what it was, and he said. "A tape of a pretty fucking intelligent guy, a son of an NFL player, who is a fucking moron, he was on college for 5 years, for computer science. A very fucking bright young man". A video of a guy on a local news service fucking college with a full fucking scholarship. The local news reporter said. "The boy and girl who get a full scholarship". I fucking knew it wasn't me. I knew I had done that, I was the one who got fucking stupid on college, I remember it, my wife who was friends with her mom, but it was stupid. It was fucking stupid, I was in fucking school, not that guy. He was a son of an NFL player, but I was the son of an NFL player. He looked familiar, I fucking knew him, and then...and then I saw my face on TV. And I fucking knew it. It was me. I was a fucking idiot and I got a fucking stupid ass scholarship. Not the other guy. Me.<br><br>The guy started laughing and I fucking knew it wasn't me. I knew I was the NFL player. I fucking knew. I stood up, and looked at him, and he started fucking laughing and then...I fucking knew. I knew I wasn't the NFL player, I was the stupid guy, who got a stupid ass scholarship. He was the NFL player, I was the NFL player's son, not the other way around. I fucking knew and I fucking knew that I was an idiot who got a stupid ass scholarship. He was the NFL player. I was the son, he was the player, I was stupid, he was smart. I fucking knew. I fucking knew.<br><br>The guy who had been fucking laughing, just stopped. And said. "You're a pretty fucking intelligent guy, to remember that." And then he was fucking gone, the intercom came over and said fucking "Alright, go to bed!". And I fucking went to bed. I fucking went to bed, and I knew I wasn't the NFL player. I fucking knew it.