The worst is yet to come

Just a quick update on the Atlantic provinces because these fuckers keep asking to be the centre of attention in this sub. For the record I'm not a fan of the bugs and have had my fair share of nightmares about them, so I'm not here to downplay the situation. I've lived with them in my house for the last 3 years. Most people have probably experienced the occasional 3-5 bugs in their houses the past few weeks. Well, it's starting to get cold outside, and they're now fucking swarming the windows of my house in the thousands. I mean, there's thousands. They're crawling like fucking cockroaches in droves towards the windows of my house, which is probably the warmest place for them to hang out near. A small side note: Whoever said that the cold weather would "kill them off" is an idiot. The reason why we haven't had a huge population explosion in the past 2 years is because of the weather, but it's a small factor. Imagine if it was fucking freezing all the time. Nothing changes. Our houses are fucking warm enough to keep them alive. So, with that said, the worst is yet to come. Within the next 2 weeks of freezing temperatures, they'll be swarming to the thousands on the inside of windows of houses. The towns that are built near the Bay of Fundy are going to be hit harder, because the Bay of Fundy is generally 2 months behind the average temperature scale. So, I'm sure there will be plenty of fucking posts from the people in the Annapolis Valley in the coming month. To those who are about to experience the 2019 bugocalypse, I warn you: Don't drink too much beer. Especially don't drink just before bed. You may have nightmares about the bugs. And if you have nightmares, you may wake up in a fucking panic. Now, you never know when you might wake up in an urge to do something irrational. Might be a fucking good idea to lock up the beer before bed time. It's better that way. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but we all know this was coming.

The worst is yet to come

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