My 2 nephews are complete a**holes and one isn’t as bright as the other but I get to deal with both of their sh*t

My brother and his wife are going to be the death of me. My sister in law (sil) is 8 months pregnant and they are getting ready to go on their babymoon for 8-10 days and they are going to drop off their 2 sons, ages 2 and 4 to my wife and I to watch while they make their time away before the baby a “relaxing” one. <br><br>Their boys are horrible and destructive and I got guilted into taking them because my wife and I can’t have kids. I seriously don’t know how my brother and SIL aren’t at their wits end. Both boys are destructive, unreasonable, and just have something wrong with them, I don’t know what else to say. Any toys, books, or treats we give them they destroy and scream for more. We take them to the library or park and they just ruin everything for the other kids. They aren’t able to communicate properly but are so hard to deal with, running back and forth constantly. My house is spotless and I can’t stand messes but I know my house is going to be trashed in less than 24 hours after they arrive (they arrive tomorrow). They are also both absolute shits and throw their food around and pee all over the toilet and floor. <br><br>My brother and SIL also didn’t help by not buying anything for the baby until they get back. They expect me to follow458 them around while my wife goes out to buy the car seat, monitor, diapers, baby gates, etc. It took us 4 trips to different stores while having to deal with their kids because we don’t have enough baby stuff for both boys to not (hopefully) kill each other. So we had to rotate the kids while the other went shopping. <br><br>My brother and SIL are also Nas*rs and haven’t sleep trained the boys yet so they both wake up during the night crying and want attention. They had the audacity to make a list of what we need to do if we’re driving or walking with them around and not to take our eyes off of them but to also make sure we don’t smother them because they are jealous. <br><br>We are both so stressed and the boys haven’t even gotten here. I also am not looking forward to my house getting trashed and I’m going to be doing all of the cleaning by myself. I just know it. <br><br>This is gonna be the shittiest 8-10 days of my life