Your teacher asked you to write an essay explaining why you should be kicked out of school in front of the entire class. How do you ensure you get expelled?

My teacher asked a student to write an essay in front of the entire class on why he should be expelled. The student agreed, and when he finished, my teacher was so impressed that she kicked him out right then and there. How did he write such a good essay?<br><br>**Edit: Holy cow, a gold and a silver? I didn’t know my story was this good. Thank you kind strangers!**<br><br>**Edit2: I just woke up and this post is on /c/all. People, you are too kind!**<br><br>**Edit3: This was posted on /c/rare_asksreddit and got a few awards there too. I really love the chambers community and the people who upvote my stories and give me awards. I found this sub by accident, and I’ve never been more happy to make an account and post**<br><br>**Edit4: This was posted on an old chambers account. The new account is u/Narnian_Spice. Check that account out for more stories from my friends and I!**