Somebody make this app, and give me all the credit for it

It’s a fitness app that replaces the annoying voice that screams at you on every other app, with a sarcastic one. <br><br>This one’s voice should sound like a bored teenager, and be filled with passive-aggressive remarks. <br><br>Example; <br><br>“ok! So you’re running at 3.2 miles an hour. Like, that’s great! You’re probably really proud of yourself, and you should be. <br><br>Most 90 year olds can walk faster than that, but you’re doing your best, and that’s all that matters, right?<br><br>You’ve earned 23 points for your effort. <br><br>Don’t spend it all in one place.”