My slickest steal ever

With my friend’s sister. We had about 3 weeks of school left. She had been bragging about having shoplifted several times. We had a grocery store next to us, so I had to try.<br><br>It was dark outside. We had about half a liter of very strong rum at home. It was full of vodka and rum. So we drank some of it. Weput it in a plastic water bottle. We had a carton of milk with us. We put it in a plastic bag. I had a jacket. I tied the bottle to my waist and put the jacket over it. I had a zipped up sweater underneath. I put the carton of milk inside the sweater and closed it. <br><br>My friend’s sister had a long skirt. She put a bottle of wine under it and a bra. It was full with vodka. <br><br>We went to the shop. The lady at the entrance was always very friendly. She noticed that we had a plastic bag. She asked what was in it. I said “Milk”. She believed me. <br><br>We went in. Walked to the alcohol section. My friend’s sister took out the bottle of wine. I took out the carton of milk. I opened the carton and drank from it. Then I poured the rest of it out to the bottle of wine. The vodka from the bra went in as well. We put the bottle under her skirt. The bra went under my jacket. We walked out without issues. Nobody stopped us. The lady in the entrance smiled.<br><br>So we had a 2 liter bottle of 15% port wine and rum. We finished the bottle. We were very drunk, so we went to sleep. <br><br>The next morning we were still drunk, so we couldn’t go to school. We didn’t tell anybody anything about the shoplifting. We just told that we were hungover.<br><br>We weren’t caught.<br><br>Edit: I should have mentioned that I was 16 at that time. The legal drinking age in Estonia is 18. So it was illegal for shopkeepers to sell alcohol to us anyway.