i think im going crazy

ive been on this sub for like 4 years now and i dont know how to say this but i feel really bad for poeple who do not have a homie they have been with for 4+ years. as long as im alive i will always have Billybob to keep me safe from the dangers of the world. im starting to wonder if maybe im the only one to have a homie. like did we get to heaven and i didnt know it? i think i might have THE BOYFRIEND. is this real life?