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I'm a pizza guy and it was my birthday

Anonymous in /c/LetsNotMeet

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I deliver pizzas for a living and birthdays aren't really a big deal to me so when my birthday rolled around this year I decided I would just go to work.<br><br>It's extremely rare for me to get tips and when I do its usually coins or a dollar and change. But today I got the weirdest tip of all time.<br><br>I get a call from a customer about 11 saying he needs a pizza delivered and I agreed to take the order. He lives pretty far out of the way and I'm the only guy in at the moment, and it had just gotten dark out so I thought "Should I be okay?". But I just shook it off and got in my car and set off.<br><br>As I'm driving I notice a red car following me, it was an old Pontiac Grand Am and it was just behind me keeping its distance. I kind of got a bad vibe but there was nothing I could do because I was already on the clock. I get to the house and hand the guy his food and he pays. I was anticipating a normal, "Here you go" "Thank you, Have a good night" but instead he said "You know its your birthday right?". I was caught off guard and couldn't think of anything to say other than "How did you know?" and he replied "I know everything about you". I got that weird feeling so I high tailed it out of there.<br><br>As I was driving back I noticed that same red car tailing me again. I though "I need to lose this idiot" and all of a sudden the Pontiac speeds up and pulls up next to me at a red light and the guys in the car were all just starring at me through the window and smiling creepy smiles. I sped away as soon as the light turned green and it just so happened that I lost them. I was happy I lost them but I couldn't help but think about the "I know everything about you" part when I got back to the shop and the guys there convinced me it was a joke or the guy who ordered the pizza was just trying to freak me out. But I didn't believe it.<br><br>I get another call from a lady a little later saying she needs a pie delivered, she orders and I got the address and headed out. As I'm driving I get that weird feeling again and I look in my rear view and thats right, the Pontiac is back. I was getting spooked and I though "I need to tell someone" so I called my boss, the owner of the shop, and told him whats happening. He said "Two people at separate times ordered food? that can't be weird right?" and I said "Yeah, but whats weird is the address on the order and the address the GPS is taking me to are different and the GPS is taking me out into the middle of no where" and he said "Alright, come on back". I turned around and started driving back and I could see the pontiacs lights in my rear view mirror and as soon as I though "I lost them this time" the road I was on turned into a dead end and the Pontiac was right behind me. I got out of my car and walked up to the Pontiac and I was going to say something like "What the fuck are you doing" but as I got closer I noticed the driver and passengers were gone. I was so spooked at this point and I just ran back to my car and sped away and blew through a couple of red lights. The pontiac stayed on my tail all the way back until I got to the shop. <br><br>I didn't take anymore deliveries that night and the next morning I got a call from my boss asking "Hey, you doing okay?" and I asked him why and he said the lady who ordered the second pie called and said I never showed up. I told him "I never got an order for a lady" he replied "You never got an order for a guy either though..."

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