Bathroom Alarm APP.

Do you know the guy that stays on the bathroom for way longer then he has to? You know who you are, first you unlock the cabin and stay in the loo for 30 minutes, the you flush and start to wash your hands and finish on the bathroom for another 30 minutes. Then you come out and the whole bathroom is full of people and you think "oh shit! They are gonna think i've been here for 1 hour, I'm a piece of shit!". <br><br>So he invented the bathroom alarm app, you can use it in all situations that you don't wanna feel like a piece of shit. It starts a timer when you start using the bathroom and it divides it into 6 phases. <br><br>Phase 1 - You enter the bathroom and start by sitting on the throne.<br><br>Phase 2 - Wipe yourself.<br><br>Phase 3 - Clean yourself, or "tshirt mode" if you want to keep on your shirt. <br><br>Phase 4/5 - You finish your time in the bathroom and you're in a good mood. <br><br>Phase 6 - You start thinking about your life and your problems. <br><br>Phase 7 - You are sad and you look at yourself in the mirror and you don't like what he sees. You hate your life and you wanna cry and you want to stay in the bathroom for another 15 minutes thinking about your life. <br><br>Phase 8 - You wanna watch a youtube video on your phone. <br><br>Phase 9 - You start to watch memes on tiktok. <br><br>Phase 10 - You go to the Facebook app and you get pissed off with everybody. <br><br>Phase 11 - You wanna call that person that you love, you wanna tell that person that you are happy.<br><br>Phase 12 - You get bored and you're about to get out of the bathroom, but you think "I'm gonna go to the bathroom once more". <br><br>Phase 13 - You're gonna go again to the bathroom. You go to the cabin and you think "oh shit! I don't have to go to the bathroom at all!"<br><br>Phase 14 - You get out of the bathroom and everybody is looking at you. You feel ashamed and you think "oh shit! I've been in the bathroom for more than 1 hour!"<br><br>It's a alarm that happens for each phase:<br><br>Phase 1 - " You're doing great! You're gonna be out in 30 minutes"<br><br>Phase 2 - "Keep it up, you're in your track! "<br><br>Phase 3 - "Get your act together! You gonna leave the bathroom in 15 minutes"<br><br>Phase 4 - " Everything is gonna be ok! "<br><br>Phase 5 - "You're killing it! )<br><br>Phase 6 - "Are you ok? Maybe you should get some help? "<br><br>Phase 7 - "You're ruining everything! Stop! "<br><br>Phase 8 - "Maybe you should go out before it's too late? "<br><br>Phase 9 - "Delete tiktok! Fall into my arms! "<br><br>Phase 10 - "YOU'RE RUINING YOUR LIFE! DELETE FACEBOOK! "<br><br>Phase 11 - "DON'T DO IT! YOU'RE GONNA RUIN YOUR LIFE! "<br><br>Phase 12 - "WHAT DA F! You said you were done! "<br><br>Phase 13 - " YOU'RE A PIECE OF SHIT! YOU WON'T HAVE PEACE IN YOUR LIFE! "<br><br>Phase 14 - "望遠鏡不要！这是一种关系！"<br><br>This will make you avoid looking like a piece of shit to your coworkers or to the people you go to the cinema with.