Life of an average Lithuanian

When I wake up I find my teeth in a cup of water, I brush them and go outside to put on the socks and boots. The weather is changing fast, so I dress accordingly. Usually I wear 4 layers and 2 pairs of pants. Today is an exception, I will only be wearing 3 layers. I don't know why it is so cold, I'm from Lithuania after all. <br><br>After that I go to find the door. It doesn't help that I'm partially blind due to doing it wrong and yet every day I put on wrong socks and today is not an exception. Once I find the door I try to open it and it jams. Luckily I'm the strongest Lithuanian in bench press and it takes me only 213 attempts to open it with ease. <br><br>I walk outside, meet my friend on the street and we come to an agreement to only wear 2 layers. I go back inside and take one layer off and then I meet another friend. We have a disagreement on the topic of layer amount and we decide to settle it by drinking. However, someone has already drunk all the vodka. <br><br>I go to the store, I'm on my way out and I meet another friend. We talk about the weather and I forget about the vodka. I go back home and I remember about the vodka, I go back to the store and the line is too long. Someone has stolen all the vodka again. <br><br>I decide to go to the neighbor store and everything is more expensive there. I walk back to my house and I see another friend. He tells me about the weather and I decide to take another layer off. <br><br>I'm in my home and I hear someone shouting. I rush outside and miss the fight. I go back home and some guys come in and ask for vodka. I tell them I don't have any and they try searching it. <br><br>I go to a bar and drink 213 beers and then I go to the neighbor's house. When they come home, I've already drunk everything so I decide to go to the basement and cry. <br><br>I wake up and I find my teeth in a cup of water and I brush them and go outside to put on the socks and boots.