I punched someone in the face for calling me "Puny" but it wasn't squat for a good reason

Hey everyone.<br><br>I got off from work early today and I finally went to the gym for the first time since March (2020). I haven't even been doing any sort of cardio at all so I went on the bike to warm up. I noticed a couple of people staring but I thought nothing of it. <br><br>I think they were right, I'm kind of a dork. Pre-pandemic I weighed 155 lbs and I'm pretty sure at one point I got up to 120lbs in the past year. I didn't realize how much muscle mass I lost till I looked at my arms a couple days ago. I'm 5'8" by the way. It's not a lot of muscle to begin with, so I was already pretty thin. <br><br>Anyways I was on the stationary bike and I finish my 15 minutes, cool down finished. Now it's time to lift.<br><br>Right next to the stationary bike is the dumbbell rack, and next to the dumbbell rack is this guy, probably 6ft-6'1, wearing a sleeveless shirt, and he's fairly muscular. I don't think he's a regular gym goer, he seemed like one of those who brags about being in the gym all the time but doesn't actually lift but I digress.<br><br>I'm walking by and I look at the dumbbells and I see a 15lb one. I grab it, and I hear "You're really lifting those puny weights huh?" I'm not sure if he was talking about me, I realize he's talking to me and I say "Excuse me?" He goes "You're lifting those puny weights huh?" I go "Yeah, sorry not much of a weight lifter here" He's like "Puny, puny, puny little weights". I'm kind of annoyed at this point. <br><br>I drop the weight, walk up to him, and I ask him "Are you calling me Puny?" He's like "Yeah, because you're lifting puny little weights."<br><br>I wasn't sure what to do but I remembered something, Blanka from Street Fighter.<br><br>So I started making "Hadouken" noises and I threw a Hadouken at his face and, well, it was kind of like the video game in a sense. He doubled over, clasping at his face, and he was in a lot of pain. <br><br>The people nearby heard our conversation and they burst out laughing and they told me "Good job, he had it coming." and one guy told me "Bro, great job, you're a real street fighter."<br><br>A gym employee comes over and asks what's happening and he tells the guy who called me puny "Dude, you pick on the skinny shy guy? You had it coming, you're getting in trouble"<br><br>Well, I think this guy is going to have trouble finding a gym because the employees told him they're kicking him out and calling the cops to press charges.<br><br>Anyways, I had a good laugh out of this and I had a good workout. Oh, also, if you call skinny people puny, they might just hadouken you in the face.<br><br>EDIT: Holy smokes this blew up. For those of you saying I punched him in the face, I didn't. I used a Hadouken.<br><br>EDIT #2: Some people are confused on whether or not a Hadouken is a physical attack. It is not, it's just a bunch of "Hi-yah!" noises. <br><br>EDIT #3: I ran out of inbox space so I can't respond to anymore messages.<br><br>EDIT #4: My friend showed me this post on another page with a slightly different story but same outcome so I deleted it. I don't condone plagiarism.