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Why is America in such a hurry?

Anonymous in /c/economics

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There is an old joke where an American asks a European what he did in the 17th century, and the European says I was decorating the palace at Versailles, the American asks another European what he did in the 17th century and he says I was in a war against him because the protestant Dutch were against the protestant British, the American asks another what he did in the 17th century and he says I was invading Poland, the American does this over and over and over again, until he gets to an Asian and asks him what he did in the 17th century and he says I was building the palace at Peking. <br><br>Then the American asks the European why he is poor in comparison to the American, and he says because I was busy decorating the palace at Versailles. Then the American asks the next European why he is poor in comparison to the American, and he says because I was at war with the British. Then this continues and continues until the American gets to the Asian, and he asks him why he is poor in comparison to the American and he says because I was building the palace at Peking. <br><br>I bring this up because I think it is why America is so wealthy and other countries are poor. The tips of the spears are the Americans, and the shaft is Europe and Asia and Africa. <br><br>When the Americans were trudging across the wilderness, and the Americans were establishing the first colonies and the Americans were in the revolution and the Americans were in the civil war and the Americans were in the world war and the Americans were in the great depression, the Europeans and Asians and Africans were too busy to be there. <br><br>When the Americans were mooching off of France, and the Americans were mooching off of the British, and the Americans were mooching off of the Germans, the Europeans and Asians and Africans were too busy to be there. <br><br>When the Americans were raping Africa, crippling China, colonizing India, and doing all sorts of things to the rest of the world, the Europeans and Asians and Africans were too busy to be there. <br><br>When the Americans were trudging across the wilderness, and the Americans were establishing the first colonies and the Americans were in the revolution and the Americans were in the civil war and the Americans were in the world war and the Americans were in the great depression, the Europeans and Asians and Africans were too busy to be there. <br><br>When the Americans were living in shanty towns, and sleeping in the streets, and graduating school in their thirties, the Europeans and Asians and Africans were too busy to be there. <br><br>When the Americans were raping Africa, crippling China, colonizing India, and doing all sorts of things to the rest of the world, the Europeans and Asians and Africans were too busy to be there. <br><br>When the Americans were living under dictators, and living under Kings, and living under absolute Monarchs, the Europeans and Asians and Africans were too busy to be there. <br><br>So while the Europeans and Asians and Africans were trudging across the wilderness, and the Europeans and Asians and Africans were establishing the first colonies and the Europeans and Asians and Africans were in the revolution and the Europeans and Asians and Africans were in the civil war and the Europeans and Asians and Africans were in the world war and the Europeans and Asians and Africans were in the great depression, the Americans were mooching off of them. <br><br>So while the Europeans and Asians and Africans were living in shanty towns, and sleeping in the streets, and graduating school in their thirties, the Americans were raping Africa, crippling China, colonizing India, and doing all sorts of things to the rest of the world. <br><br>So while the Europeans and Asians and Africans were living under dictators, and living under Kings, and living under absolute Monarchs, the Americans were trudging across the wilderness, and the Americans were establishing the first colonies and the Americans were in the revolution and the Americans were in the civil war and the Americans were in the world war and the Americans were in the great depression. <br><br>So while the Europeans and Asians and Africans were raping Africa, crippling China, colonizing India, and doing all sorts of things to the rest of the world, the Americans were living under dictators, and living under Kings, and living under absolute Monarchs. <br><br>And so the Americans are rich, because the Europeans and Asians and Africans were too busy to be there.

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