The Boy I Really Like Is a Catgirl Fan... How Do I Break Up with Him?

I don't know, I guess I just wanted to vent about this because I feel really frustrated that my best friend is a creepy loser. He's one of those catgirl simps, and he's always hanging out with me. I've been waiting for the perfect time to break up with him, but it seems like it's impossible at this point. I've been debating whether I should do it or not, but I'm still not sure. <br><br>I don't want anything to do with him, so I'm looking for advice on how to tell him I don't want to be friends anymore, besides just saying I don't want to be friends anymore. I just want to say something to him that will hurt him the most, and make him go away forever.<br><br>I might just go with this: "Listen, (best friend's name), I've been doing some thinking and I've realized we're not growing up enough, and I don't want to be friends with you anymore. I think you're one of the most idiotic people I know, and I'm not going to waste my time with you anymore. Goodbye, and I hope you get a life."