The internet has really ruined fucking everything.

I don't know if this'll be allowed by the rules or not, but here's my two cents.<br><br>It's ruined advice. It's ruined discussion. It's ruined media. It's ruined work. It's ruined education. Fucking anything and everything.<br><br>You try and learn something, "this 10-minute video will tell you everything about this subject! (But only if you ignore the first 2 minutes, and the last 2 minutes, because we need to talk about our 30000 sponsors, and try to sell you something.)"<br><br>You go for a job, and are expected to know fucking everything about it already. On day one. And if you can't figure it out? Better fucking Google it, because anyone who knows anything about it will just point you to a webpage.<br><br>You want to make friends? Be an influencing legend on social media. (I have never once, in my life, made a friend through social media. Nor have I ever met anyone who has.) If you want to meet people, go to events, but only if you want to be talked at.<br><br>You want to watch a nice film? Well, super fucking subliminal Jump Scares are in, even in romcoms, because fucking jump scare fear is just so incredibly marketable.<br><br>You want some fucking advice? Yeah, well, I'm sure redditors, half of whom are literal children, totally know more about your specific situation than you. Also, be sure to subscribe to my channel, buy my merch, and check out my Patreon, you poor schmuck.<br><br>And don't even fucking get me started on Wikipedia. I will never use it, never have, and find it an utterly worthless, biased, and overly complicated resource.<br><br>Fucking Reddit. I fucking hate you.