I'm quarantined with a fucking idiot.

To make a very long story short, the guy I've been seeing for a few months went to his family's and got sent home after they realized he turned their vacation home into a bachelor pad and lied about working at home. This happened about three weeks ago so and he moved in with me after that. Initially, I was fine with the idea of him spending a month or two with me.<br><br>Fast forward to today, I'm going crazy. This guy is such a fucking idiot, I can't believe I wasted my time with him. The first big argument we had was that I wouldn't spend the day in bed doing the dirty with him. I told him I had to work and that he should find something better to do than just sit on the couch all day. He was pissed, turned his phone off, and wouldn't let me work. Well, that sucked and we almost broke up at that point.<br><br>After that, the next weird issue was when he started trying to cook. I asked him not to because I just don't want to clean that mess. He's a grown man and can't even make a damned grilled cheese or a bowl of oatmeal without making a mess and using every damned dish. He doesn't clean up after himself at all and I'm just sick of it.<br><br>The final straw was today, though. He filled the damned bathtub with water and forgot about it for three hours. I almost didn't catch it, but thankfully I didn't have a leaky ceiling. But this morning, he decided to make coffee and ended up setting off the smoke alarm twice. Like, what the hell? I was in the middle of trying to work and I'm just going fucking crazy. He's a terrible cook, he can't clean up, he has no common sense at all... How did I miss this? I'm seriously considering tossing his ass out and telling him to stay with friends. I'm just sick of him.