Men, why do you find it so hard to approach women?

"Hey there, are you a magician? Every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."<br><br>This was the first line a man once used to talk to me. He was tall and handsome. He had good hair, blue eyes, a nice smile... he smelled good.<br><br>I guess that's where the husbands come from.<br><br>Men, listen up. This is a message to you from the secret society of women.<br><br>We know you are better than us in many ways. We have no problem to admit that men are better at math, science, reading, writing, and probably almost everything else too. You may have noticed it from the girls in high school, and they will probably confirm it in college too. Men are generally better at school than women, who have a tendency to be more stupid... and it is not different in America.<br><br>This is a reason why men have such a hard time approaching us. They see that we are very clever, and they feel ashamed about their own stupidity, and it's hard to talk to us. So we need to remind you, men, that you're not stupid.<br><br>I hope this gives you enough confidence to come and talk to us. You may want to use a chat-up line, like the one I mentioned earlier. Imagine a girl who is attractive, intelligent, and charismatic. You probably feel a little bit scared to talk to her right? Well, she will probably be impressed if you can come up with something clever.<br><br>The line I used was from the movie "10 Things I Hate About You". You probably know it. A clever girl will recognize the reference, and she will probably be impressed that you're familiar with the movie, and that you are clever enough to use it as a pickup line. Of course, she may also decide to playfully mock you, but that doesn't mean she's not interested. She's very attracted to you, and wants to see if you're confident enough to talk back to her. Maybe she will pretend she's not impressed, but you should be confident that she will probably sleep with you if you can keep up the conversation.<br><br>The problem is that most men are too scared to approach women, because they feel that we are too clever for them. They will probably make a stupid mistake, and we will see how idiotic they are, and turn them down.<br><br>Well, you're not stupid. You're actually very clever. If you can't see this, then you really are stupid, and there's not much we can do for you. If you're smart, you will be able to see that you are clever, and you will gain enough confidence to talk to us. You may not be as clever as we are, but you're clever enough for us to want to sleep with you. So be confident, and come and talk to us.<br><br>I hope this helps clarify things.<br><br>If you have any questions, I will probably answer them in the comments.