You're an alien supervillain. Humanity stinks

The galaxy is ruining itself for this bullshit race of apes that can't even rely on photosynthesis? The galaxy's heading towards an apocalypse type war, and for what? They don't even have any tech that's remotely close to ours. The best they've done is create a new type of nuclear bomb, and despite that, they're still managing to knock each other off at an ungodly rate.<br><br>I'd rather stake a claim on the next <insert type of rock that's important to the plot> planet heading towards the black hole at the center of our galaxy than fight these idiots for a planet whose strongest assets are the rare materials contained within its rocks.<br><br>I'm Kth'Contrarion, infamous alien warlord who's been hoarding resources for the impending apocalypse for millennia. I've staked my claim for 5 planets, and depending on what the humans do next, that number is changing to 4.<br><br>Fuck it. I'd rather let the humans have the Earth than use one of my staked claims to wipe them off the face of the universe.