Michael Phelps is a child abuser and I'm sick of seeing him on my television

I'm not going to go into detail because I don't want to be banned for breaking a rule, but I'm sure you can do the leg work yourself if you haven't heard the story. Essentially, the man who has won 28 Olympic medals, the most decorated Olympic athlete of all time, literally squeezed his newborn baby so tightly that he broke eight of his ribs. When his wife confronted him about what he had done he responded with "nothing wrong with a broken bone." Because of his celebrity status he got a slap on the wrist and only served a few days in jail. As I'm sure you can tell I'm a huge Olympics fan, and it pisses me off to no end that they allowed this child abuser onto the television for the world to see once more.