[Removed]’s Fucking Idiot Reference Guide

Heyo. Here’s a compilation of references I’ve made in comments and stuff. I’ll post them here. <br><br>> borked my knee spectacularly and got sent to the ER from the floor in a wheelchair. nice. got home late and ordered pizza. the gentleman arrived and said “You must be Ms. [withheld]” and I said “I am, but you can call me [removed]”. he said “oh, nice. my daughter’s name is [removed]”. I said “well, I hope she grows up to be an idiot like her mama (me)”. he said “oh don’t call yourself an idiot, you look like a really smart girl”, and **then he winked at me.** I tell y’all, I didn’t die b/c I didn’t know how to walk up the stairs I died from the wink. to all of the gentleman callers out there, pls <3.<br><br>> my great-aunt, dottie, married for 60 years, 1 kid, always put her husband first. she was very patient, I always admired that. she would laugh and say to me “are you an idiot? What did you expect?” and I would laugh and think it was funny. I’m seeing a lot of those kinds of comments here. (The gentleman in my pizza story didn’t get a tip, lol). I’m not here to change anyone’s mind (particularly those of you who don’t have a mind to change), and I believe we can easily coexist in this subreddit. I still think it’s funny to watch you people squirm. What did you expect, idiots?